And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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