Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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