The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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