She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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