haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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