Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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