Where did you get a picture of my penis
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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