The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
its liver damage thursday
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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