He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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