Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
do nipples grow back?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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