if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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