If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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