well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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