god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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