just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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