Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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