a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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