come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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