she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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