i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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