I feel great
I just peed on a car
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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