i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
