we're blogging at a bar
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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