Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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