so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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