haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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