How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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