The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
