"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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