More tranny stories later!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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