Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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