Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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