did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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