Me too!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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