actually, I'm a sock model
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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