Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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