Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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