aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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