We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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