Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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