I'm drive I can fine osifer
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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