You work out of a Hotel?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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