he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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