Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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