so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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