the day after is always just damage control
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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