Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
this just has baby written all over it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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