Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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