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(314): View more from Missouri

There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

(818): View more from California

Punch her baby.

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(630): View more from Illinois

life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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(702): View more from Nevada

Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win

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(571): View more from Virginia

how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......

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(609): View more from New Jersey

why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?

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(513): View more from Ohio

They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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(916): View more from California

I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.

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(240): View more from Maryland

So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"

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