he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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