Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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