Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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