no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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